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A round thermostat with an engraved ring and a dark display reading 68 degrees and HOLD in blue digital numerals, under the arched words THERMOSTAT RULE and DAD APPROVED, above a torn strip of blue painter's tape handwritten DO NOT TOUCH and signed Dad, with NEGOTIATIONS CLOSED along the bottom.

Thermostat Rule - Funny Dad Rules Cool T Shirt

$29.99

The words SAY LESS in heavy varsity capitals with a mottled stone texture, set in one upward arch.

Say Less - Funny Introvert Sassy T Shirts

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A baby platypus with black and amber fur lies on its side facing the viewer, one front foot resting on its belly and one webbed hind foot raised, between the distressed amber lowercase words i came i saw above and i made it weird below.

I Came I Saw, I Made It Weird - Awkward Humor Introvert Platypus Tee

$29.99

A tufted owl's head and upper chest in fine feather detail, staring straight ahead with half-lidded amber eyes under a brow that slants down into a V, with the words I'M FINE arched above and this is just my face below.

I'm Fine - Resting Face Introvert Owl Tee

$29.99

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Thermostat Rule - Funny Dad Rules Cool T Shirt

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Say Less - Funny Introvert Sassy T Shirts

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I Came I Saw, I Made It Weird - Awkward Humor Introvert Platypus Tee

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I'm Fine - Resting Face Introvert Owl Tee

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Thermostat Rule - Funny Dad Rules Cool T Shirt

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I Came I Saw, I Made It Weird - Awkward Humor Introvert Platypus Tee

I'm Fine - Resting Face Introvert Owl Tee

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Thermostat Rule - Funny Dad Rules Cool T Shirt

Say Less - Funny Introvert Sassy T Shirts

I Came I Saw, I Made It Weird - Awkward Humor Introvert Platypus Tee

I'm Fine - Resting Face Introvert Owl Tee

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