I'm Fine This is Just My Face - Resting Face Introvert Owl Tee - Repeat Offender
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I'm Fine This is Just My Face - Resting Face Introvert Owl Tee - Repeat Offender
Asked if everything was okay three times before 10:15, the third time by a manager who lowered his voice and closed the door. Everything was okay. The face was doing what it does in a 9am standup, which is nothing. Smiling on purpose was tried once, at a cousin's wedding, and two people asked who had died. This is the funny resting face shirt for the introvert who has run out of ways to say "just thinking" and would rather the chest field the follow-up questions. Official status: fine. Then one slow nod, and back to the spreadsheet.
THE FINE PRINT
One owl, head and upper chest, cut off flat. Two ear tufts angled out. A brow slopes down to a V over a short gray beak, half covering two amber eyes, the only color on the print. Fine-line feathers in gray and cream. I'M FINE arches above in distressed cream capitals; this is just my face below, lowercase.
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What is resting face?
The expression a face settles into when its owner is not doing anything with it: relaxed muscles, no performance. On some faces that neutral setting reads as annoyed or sad, which is how the phrase got its reputation. The owner is usually the last to find out.
Why do owls just stare at you?
An owl's eyes are tube-shaped and fixed in the skull, so it cannot glance; it turns its whole head and holds the look while it judges distance. Owls also cannot roll their eyes, which the one on this shirt would like noted.
What is resting face syndrome?
Resting face syndrome is the informal name for a neutral expression other people read as angry or bored, and no doctor will diagnose it. The usual symptom is someone else asking what is wrong. Nothing is wrong. The face is just resting.
