Cereal Killer - Funny Pun Shirt
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Cereal Killer - Funny Pun Shirt
11:48 p.m. The kitchen light is off, the box is out, and the evidence is still on the upper lip. Three bowls since dinner, all of them technically a snack. The milk carton went back in the fridge with about a tablespoon left, which counts as not finishing it. No witnesses except the dog, and the dog has been bribed with the last spoonful. A funny pun shirt for the person who eats breakfast standing up at the counter at midnight and calls it a light dinner. The bowl has not been rinsed. Neither has the mustache.
THE FINE PRINT
CEREAL KILLER across the top and CAUGHT MILK-HANDED across the bottom in worn wood-type capitals. Between them, a booking photo: a height chart from 6’0” down to 3’0”, and a bleary man in striped pajamas with a milk mustache, spoon raised and dripping, milk running down his bowl on the counter. One dark brown ink in halftone dots.
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What does caught red handed mean?
It means being caught in the act of doing something wrong, with the evidence still on you. The phrase traces back to old Scottish law, where a red hand meant hands still bloody from the crime. A milk mustache works on the same principle and is harder to wipe off in time.
Why do people eat cereal at night?
Mostly because it is fast, needs no cooking and feels like a reward after a long day: sugar, crunch and a bowl you can eat on the couch. Some people are simply hungry again after an early dinner. The second and third bowls are harder to explain.
Why are mugshots taken?
Police take a booking photo at arrest so the record shows what the person looked like at that moment, for identification later by officers, courts and witnesses. Front and side views are standard so a face can be matched from either angle. No department has booked anyone for a third bowl yet.
