Attendance Optional, Tailgate Mandatory - Funny College Football Shirt

Attendance Optional, Tailgate Mandatory - Funny College Football Shirt in Natural, ghost front
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The syllabus says participation is 15 percent of the grade. The parking lot opens at 7 a.m. on game day, and someone has to hold the spot, run the grill and fill the cooler before the good spaces are gone. That is leadership. The 8 a.m. Friday lecture was always going to be a recording anyway. A funny college shirt for game day, worn by the student whose GPA and tailgate setup are heading in opposite directions, and by the alum who has not missed a home opener since graduation and still could not find the library. Kickoff is at noon. The grill is lit by nine.

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A round college seal. ATTENDANCE OPTIONAL arches over the top of a thick navy ring and TAILGATE MANDATORY runs around the bottom, both cut out of the navy. Inside, Academic Probation in a slanted red brush script with a long underline swash, over wavy light blue contour lines like a topographic map. Speckled wear throughout.

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Is attendance mandatory in college?

It depends on the professor and the school. Many colleges have no campus-wide attendance rule, but individual instructors can require it, grade participation, or drop students who miss too many classes, and financial aid offices can ask for proof that you attended at all. Read the syllabus before the first home game, not after.

What is academic probation?

Academic probation is a warning status a college puts on a student whose GPA falls below its minimum, often a 2.0. The student usually gets a term or two to bring the average back up, sometimes with a cap on credit hours or required advising, before suspension or dismissal is on the table. Most schools do not count tailgating hours toward the recovery plan.

What to bring to a tailgate as a guest?

Bring something to share that holds up outdoors: a side dish, a bag of ice, drinks for more people than just you, and a folding chair unless the host says there are extras. Ask what the host is grilling so you do not show up with the same thing. Arriving three hours before kickoff is also accepted as a contribution.