Tequila Said It'd Be Fine - Funny Tequila Shirt
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Tequila Said It'd Be Fine - Funny Tequila Shirt
Every questionable plan needs someone to sign off on it. Monday karaoke, a group text to an ex, a tattoo that was a napkin sketch an hour earlier: each one passed review with an adviser that runs 80 proof and comes with a salt rim. Nobody in the room objected, and the minutes reflect that. A funny tequila shirt for margarita nights, Cinco de Mayo, bachelorette weekends and anyone still explaining Saturday to the landlord. The landlord has asked for it in writing.
THE FINE PRINT
TEQUILA SAID over IT’D BE FINE in heavy varsity slab-serif capitals, two lines stacked and centered, nearly full width. One golden yellow ink, speckled and lightly cracked all over, with the tail of the Q dropping below the first line. No full stop after FINE.
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ASKING FOR A FRIEND
Is tequila an upper?
No. Tequila is alcohol, and alcohol is a depressant whatever it is distilled from. The upper reputation probably comes from the lift people feel early in the night, which is lowered inhibition, not stimulation. The landlord can confirm how the rest of the night went.
Why do we make bad decisions when drunk?
Alcohol dulls the prefrontal cortex, the part of the brain that weighs consequences and says no, while the part that wants things keeps running. Risks look smaller and ideas look better than they are. That is the window in which a plan gets approved by whatever is in the glass.
What does liquid courage mean?
Liquid courage is the confidence people get from a drink or two: lowered inhibitions make it easier to sing, dance, or say the thing they were holding back. The courage is real for the evening. The judgment that should come with it stays home.
