Today's WTF Count - Funny Sarcastic Work Shirts
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The count starts at 8:02, when the badge reader rejects the badge it accepted yesterday. Number two is the meeting to discuss the last meeting. Number three opens with per my last email. By 10:15 the printer wants paper it already has, and somebody has replied all to ask who is on this thread. Number six lands before lunch, which is the trouble with keeping score on a weekday: the afternoon has not started yet. Asked how the day is going, the honest answer is a number. The count resets at midnight, per company policy.
THE FINE PRINT
TODAY'S WTF COUNT: runs across the top in tall, distressed wood-type capitals, colon included. Below it a tally of six takes over the chest: four upright bars struck through by a diagonal fifth, then one more bar standing on its own. One white ink, cracked and worn all over.
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How to stay sane at work?
Take a real lunch away from the desk, protect one hour a day from meetings, and write the absurd parts down instead of arguing with them. Counting turns a bad morning into a statistic, and a statistic is easier to laugh at by Thursday.
How to survive a bad day?
Eat something, drink water, finish one small task and go to bed earlier than the day deserves. Most bad days are a pile of small things, so name them as they come: one is a nuisance, six before noon is a trend.
Why do I hate my job?
The usual reasons are too little control, too many meetings, a manager who moves the goalposts, or work that never feels finished. A week of writing down what went wrong shows which one it is. If the list reaches six by lunch most days, it is the job.
