My Knees, They Were Good Knees - Bad Knees Tee
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My Knees, They Were Good Knees - Bad Knees Tee
They made it through four decades, two moves without hired help, a wedding dance that went long and one ill-advised trampoline park. The first sign was the stairs. Then the noise when standing up from the floor, which now needs a plan and something sturdy to hold. Kneeling to find the remote under the couch is no longer on the table. The doctor said it was normal for this age and did not specify which age. Services are private. In lieu of flowers, the family asks that the meeting be moved to the ground floor and that nobody suggest pickleball. A funny getting old shirt for anyone whose knees retired early and gave no notice. They are survived by a heating pad and a very loyal ice pack.
THE FINE PRINT
Laid out like a memorial card. In Loving Memory in old-fashioned cursive over a framed halftone photo of two bare knees, one wearing an adhesive bandage. MY KNEES in heavy serif capitals, the dates in cursive, nineteen-hundred-and-not-telling to twenty-hundred-and-too-soon, then They Were Good Knees, underlined. White type, gray photo.
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Why Do Knees Crack When Getting Up?
Usually it is harmless: gas bubbles in the fluid inside the joint pop as the joint moves, or a tendon slides over a bony edge as the knee straightens. Cracking with no pain or swelling is common and tends to get more common with age; cracking that comes with pain, swelling or a knee that locks is worth a doctor's look. A low chair now comes with its own sound effect.
What Age Is Considered Middle Age?
Most dictionaries put middle age at roughly 45 to 65, and plenty of people start counting at 40. Where the line sits tends to move depending on who is asked and how old they are at the time. Most people decide they crossed it the first time they groaned getting out of a car.
What Does In Loving Memory Mean?
It is a dedication used on memorial cards, headstones and tribute pages to say that what follows honors someone who has died and was loved. It usually sits above a name, with the dates underneath. Some people are already drafting one for their knees.
