Membership is open. Dues are waived. The only standing rule is that the motion was decided before the meeting, and you lost it. Meetings happen wherever a disagreement can be found: the group chat at 11:52 p.m., Thanksgiving dinner between the turkey and the pie, the passenger seat with the GPS open. Opponents get equal time to speak, at full volume, and nobody interrupts them, because the result is not in question. A funny debate shirt for anyone who has never once lost an argument and keeps the receipts in a notes app. Closing statements are scheduled for whenever the other side gives up.

THE FINE PRINT

A rounded warning triangle with a double border holds a megaphone pointing right, three sound lines off its bell. I’M RIGHT climbs the left side, YOU’RE WRONG comes down the right, DEBATE SOCIETY runs along the base. Below, I SUPPORT YOUR RIGHT TO BE WRONG OUT LOUD sits between two stars. One white ink, lightly speckled.