Drinking Responsibly for Six Hours - Funny Day Drinking Tee
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Drinking Responsibly for Six Hours - Funny Day Drinking Tee
Every rule on the label has been followed. Water between rounds. Nachos at the three-hour mark. A ride home booked before the first margarita, then pushed back twice. Nobody has driven anywhere, nobody has texted an ex, and the bartender is on a first-name basis with the whole table. The brunch reservation was for 1 p.m. It is now 7. A funny drinking shirt for day drinkers, bachelorette weekends, tailgates and the birthday that started at lunch. The tab is still open.
THE FINE PRINT
I’VE BEEN DRINKING and RESPONSIBLY stacked in tall, heavy, condensed capitals, left-aligned, then FOR SIX HOURS a beat lower in slightly bigger letters. One white ink, speckled and cracked all over. No full stop after HOURS.
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What does drink responsibly mean?
It means drinking in a way that keeps you and everyone around you safe: knowing your limit, pacing yourself, eating, drinking water in between, and never driving after drinking. Health agencies add that drinking less is better for health than drinking more. None of the advice mentions a closing time, which is how a 1 p.m. brunch is still in compliance at 7.
How long does it take to sober up?
Your liver clears roughly one standard drink an hour, and nothing speeds it up: coffee, cold showers and greasy food change how you feel, not your blood alcohol. Time is the only fix. That is why the ride home gets booked before the first margarita.
What time does happy hour end?
It depends on the bar, but most run happy hour for two or three hours in the late afternoon and wrap it up around 6 or 7 p.m. Anyone who sat down for brunch at 1 watches it start and end from the same stool.
