Coffee Until Nice, Wine Until Honest - Funny Wine Lover Shirt
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Coffee Until Nice, Wine Until Honest - Funny Wine Lover Shirt
Mornings run on caffeine and good manners. The 9 a.m. meeting gets a smile, the group chat gets a thumbs-up, and the neighbor with the 7 a.m. leaf blower gets a friendly wave. Then the cork comes out at 6, and the day finally gets reviewed, starting with the meeting and ending with the leaf blower. Same woman, different glass. A funny wine shirt for coffee drinkers who switch over at dinner, and for book clubs that stopped discussing the book in March. By the second pour, the neighbor has heard all of it.
THE FINE PRINT
Four stacked lines in tall, heavy slab-serif capitals with a western feel, centered and nearly edge to edge. COFFEE UNTIL I’M NICE in white on top, WINE UNTIL I’M HONEST in wine red below. Cracked and speckled all over. No full stops.
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ASKING FOR A FRIEND
Do people tell the truth when they're drunk?
Sometimes. Alcohol lowers inhibitions, so thoughts a sober person would keep private come out more easily. It does not make anyone more accurate, just less filtered. Which is why the leaf blower finally gets discussed after the second pour.
How much coffee is too much?
For most healthy adults, the FDA puts the line at about 400 milligrams of caffeine a day, roughly four or five cups of brewed coffee. Past that, jitters, a racing heart and bad sleep are common. Four cups covers the polite hours, and then the cork takes over.
Is it ok to drink wine after beer?
Yes. The old beer-before-wine rhymes are folklore: the order you drink in does not change how drunk you get or how bad the hangover is. The total amount and how fast it goes down are what count. The switch that matters is coffee to wine, usually around 6 p.m.
