I Will Bite - Funny Angry Cat Shirt
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I Will Bite - Funny Angry Cat Shirt
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The alarm went off at 6:51. The first meeting was about another meeting, the reply-all thread reached 31 people by ten, and lunch was four crackers from the back of a desk drawer. At 4:58 someone asked for a quick favor. Whatever patience existed this morning left with the printer around two. The warning is being issued once, in advance, so nobody can say they weren't told. Head pats are suspended until further notice. A funny cat shirt for the person who is technically adorable and currently closed. Snacks and silence will be accepted at the door.
THE FINE PRINT
Under an arched I WILL BITE, a tabby kitten stares straight out, etched in fine cream line work: brows down, round sky blue eyes, one small fang below the lip. i’ve had a day runs straight along the bottom in a heavy lowercase serif. Crackle distress on both lines.
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Why Do Cats Bite When You Pet Them?
Usually because the petting went on longer than the cat wanted. Many cats enjoy a few strokes and then hit their limit fast, and a twitching tail, flattened ears or a sudden stillness is the warning before the nip. Stopping at the first sign usually prevents it. Some people get one warning, in writing, before the day even starts.
Why Are Kittens So Aggressive?
Most of it is play. Kittens practice hunting on whatever moves, hands and ankles included, and they have not yet learned how hard is too hard; littermates usually teach that lesson, so one taken home early may need a toy to redirect it. Most grow out of it within the first year. Grown-ups after a long day are a different matter.
How to Recover From a Bad Day at Work?
Close the loop first: write down whatever is unfinished so it stops replaying, then do something physical, eat a real meal and go to bed at a normal hour. Talking it through with one person helps more than rehashing it with five. Until all of that has happened, a polite distance is a reasonable request.
