I Contain Multitudes - Funny Always Tired Introvert Shirt
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I Contain Multitudes - Funny Always Tired Introvert Shirt
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The one who answers email, the one who was going to start running, the one who hosts Thanksgiving, the one who still means to learn Italian. Somebody called a meeting. All of them showed up, all of them said one word, and the motion passed without discussion before everyone went to lie down. A rich inner life, run entirely by committee, and the committee would like to go home. A funny introvert shirt for the homebody whose every version agrees on one thing, usually by 3:30 in the afternoon.
THE FINE PRINT
I contain multitudes in a dry-brush script up top. Below it, a group text: I’m tired in an outlined bubble on the right, then same, same, same in three bubbles on the left. They’re all tired closes it in a bigger brush script. One white ink, speckled, the bubbles left open.
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Who Said I Contain Multitudes?
Walt Whitman, near the end of Song of Myself, the long poem at the heart of Leaves of Grass, first published in 1855. Right after admitting he contradicts himself, he answers that he is large and contains multitudes: a person can hold opposites and still be one self. Most people's multitudes have since reached an agreement, and it involves a couch.
Why Is Everyone So Tired Lately?
Mostly sleep math. About a third of U.S. adults regularly sleep less than the seven hours a night that sleep experts recommend, and late screens, stress, afternoon caffeine and shorter fall days all chip away at what is left. A steady bedtime and morning daylight help more than another coffee. Ask any group chat after 9 p.m. and the answer is unanimous.
Is It Normal to Talk to Yourself?
Yes, and most people do it daily, out loud or silently. Studies of self-talk link it to better focus and steadier nerves, and addressing yourself by name can make advice land as if it came from a friend. In most heads the conversation ends quickly, because every speaker is asking for the same thing: a nap.
