Home Is Where the Bra Isn't - Homebody Shirt
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Home Is Where the Bra Isn't - Homebody Shirt
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The bra comes off before the keys hit the counter. Some days it comes off in the car, engine still running, in my own driveway. It gets left on the stair rail, the back of a kitchen chair, once in the freezer, and it stays wherever it lands until morning. Any plan after 6 p.m. gets declined on principle, since going back out means putting it back on. A funny homebody shirt for every woman whose evening officially starts with one hand behind her back. Bra status: off. Plans: declined.
THE FINE PRINT
A needlework sampler in cross-stitch squares: an overstuffed armchair with a bra slung over its right arm, HOME IS WHERE / THE BRA ISN’T stitched underneath in block capitals, and a border row of little hearts and squares along the top and the bottom. Lightly distressed. No full stop.
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What does home is where the heart is mean?
The saying means home is defined by the people and things you love rather than a particular building: wherever they are, you feel at home. It has been in common English use since the 1800s, often stitched onto samplers and hung by the door. For a lot of people the working definition is simpler: the first place the bra comes off.
Why does taking off a bra feel good?
A bra holds steady pressure on the ribs, shoulders and skin all day through the band, the straps and any underwire, so taking it off releases that pressure at once and the body registers the relief. A poorly fitted bra makes the difference bigger, which is a good reason to get measured every year. Done at the front door, it also counts as the official end of the day.
Is it healthy to stay inside all day?
An occasional day indoors is fine, but making it a habit cuts down on daylight, movement and social contact, which all affect sleep, mood and vitamin D. Even a short walk or a few minutes by a sunny window helps. A full day on the couch in comfortable clothes is still allowed, as long as it is not every day.
