Body Positive, People Negative - Funny Antisocial Shirts
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Body Positive, People Negative - Funny Antisocial Shirts
It took years, one good therapist and a lot of unfollowing to get comfortable in this body. It carries the groceries in one trip, it shows up for leg day, and it no longer gets apologized for in fitting rooms. None of that goodwill transferred to the man who narrates his entire set, the coworker who reviews everyone's lunch, or the stranger with opinions about a second slice. Self-acceptance came with a guest list, and the list is one name long. An antisocial shirt for anyone whose self-love is going great and whose patience for people is not. Headphones in. Eye contact optional.
THE FINE PRINT
Two rows of rounded, hand-lettered lowercase: body positive. on top, people negative. underneath, each ending in its own round period. One white ink with a light speckled distress, both rows lined up on the left like a pair of matching affirmations.
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What is a misanthrope?
A misanthrope is a person who dislikes or distrusts humankind in general, from the Greek misein, to hate, and anthropos, human. It describes an attitude toward people as a group rather than a grudge against one person. Plenty of misanthropes moisturize, drink their water and speak kindly to themselves in the mirror. The kindness just stops at the front door.
Why do people wear headphones at the gym?
Mostly for music: a familiar playlist can make hard sets feel a little easier and help keep a steady pace. The other reason is social. Headphones are the universal sign for do not start a conversation, and the big over-ear kind says it from across the room. Some people never press play at all.
How to love your body?
Start with what it does instead of how it looks: the strength, the stamina, the stairs it climbs without complaint. Curate the feeds, drop the habit of narrating flaws, and cover the basics of sleep, food and movement. Many people find acceptance arrives before love, and that is fine. Other people are a separate project, and that one can wait.
