Dads Against Matching Family Pajamas - Funny Dad Christmas Shirt
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Dads Against Matching Family Pajamas - Funny Dad Christmas Shirt
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The motion was raised in October, at dinner, by the only member present. It failed four to one. The family set arrived that Tuesday, including one in his size that nobody will admit ordering. Every chapter keeps the same minutes: Dad objects, Dad is outvoted, Dad is front and center on the Christmas card anyway. A funny dad Christmas shirt and a gag gift from the spouse who placed the order, so the objection is at least on the record. The photographer counts to three. He does not smile on any of them.
THE FINE PRINT
A round club badge. DADS AGAINST arches over the top and MATCHING FAMILY PAJAMAS runs along the bottom in heavy white slab capitals. Inside, a bearded man in a red hooded onesie, pom-pom on the hood and a white reindeer-and-snowflake band across the chest, folds his arms and glares over a red banner: LOCAL CHAPTER PRESIDENT. Worn all over.
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ASKING FOR A FRIEND
Why do families wear matching pajamas on Christmas?
Mostly for the photo. The habit took off in the 2010s as retailers sold pajamas for the whole family and the pictures spread on social media, and it has since become a Christmas morning ritual in a lot of houses. Somebody in every one of those houses votes no. He is in the picture anyway.
Why are onesies so hard to put on?
A one-piece suit has a single opening, so both legs, both arms and the torso all go in through one zipper, in the right order, usually while hopping on one foot. Sitting down and doing the legs first helps. Agreeing to wear one at all is the hard part.
What to get a dad who doesn't want anything?
Something useful he would never buy himself, something to eat, or an afternoon of his time spent his way tends to land best with fathers who claim they want nothing. A gift that agrees with his stance on the family dress code also works, since he has been stating it out loud since Thanksgiving.
