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I click through a cookie banner without reading a word. Tracking, analytics, personalized ads: fine, take all of it. Then a neighbor waves from the driveway and I suddenly need to review my preferences. My settings are simple: essential contacts only, the group chat on mute, the doorbell on do not disturb. A funny antisocial shirt for the introvert who will share a browsing history with four hundred partners before sharing one Saturday with a cousin. The cookies can stay.
THE FINE PRINT
Four rows in a blocky pixel face, the kind an old computer screen uses, set flush left: ACCEPT small over a big COOKIES, then REJECT small over a big PEOPLE. One ink, worn through with fine cracks and specks.
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ASKING FOR A FRIEND
Should I accept cookies or reject them?
Strictly necessary cookies keep a site working, like a shopping cart or a login, and those cannot be switched off. Optional ones for analytics and advertising can usually be rejected with no effect on the page beyond fewer targeted ads, so rejecting them is the more private choice. People do not come with a settings button, which is the whole problem.
Why do I not like people?
Often it is not people in general but the effort they take: a long week, too much small talk, a job that runs on meetings, or an introverted temperament that recharges alone. If the feeling is new, heavy or comes with a low mood, it is worth talking to a doctor or counselor. Most of the time a quiet weekend and a closed front door take care of it.
Why do websites ask if you're human?
To keep out bots. A quick test, like ticking a box or picking the traffic lights out of a grid of photos, tells automated scripts apart from real visitors and protects sign-up forms, ticket sales and comment sections from spam. Some of us would install the same test on the front door.
