Attempted Murder - Funny Crow Shirt
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Attempted Murder - Funny Crow Shirt
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A group of crows is called a murder. This one had a time, a meeting spot picked out weeks in advance and two confirmed attendees. Everyone else replied with a thumbs-up and stayed home. I was one of the thumbs-up. No regrets. Crows remember faces for years, so the two who showed up will bring it up at every gathering until one of us dies of natural causes. A funny crow shirt for bird people, pun people and anyone who RSVPs yes with no intention of leaving the house. The case remains open.
THE FINE PRINT
Two crows perched on a long thin branch, drawn in fine engraved line work. The one on the left holds out a wing wearing a wristwatch and glares down at it. The one on the right leans forward and frowns along the empty branch. ATTEMPTED MURDER runs underneath in tall condensed capitals. One light ink.
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How many crows does it take to make a murder?
There is no official number. 'A murder of crows' is a collective noun recorded in the late 1400s, and it never came with a headcount. In practice people use it for any group. Two is technically a group, which is generous.
Why do birds sit on power lines?
Wires give birds a clear view of food and predators, a sunny perch and nothing overhead. They are not shocked because they touch only one wire, so no current runs through them. Crows use them as meeting points too, on the days everyone shows up.
What is a group of ravens called?
An unkindness. It comes from the same late-1400s lists of collective nouns that gave crows a murder. 'A conspiracy of ravens' also gets passed around, but it is not in those old lists. Ravens are larger than crows and are usually seen in pairs, so a full unkindness rarely assembles either.
